Take a wild guess at what is the specialty of the said unit. Yeah, it's responsible for catching pedophiles. Hilariousness ensues.įrankly, even completely finishing the game I still have no idea if Bernd is a genius or a complete moron. Sometimes it is impossible to tell if he is playing his role straight or snarking at everyone. Take the example, where upon seeing his colleague watching porn with a small hill of wet tissues around him, Bernd laments that horrible sights must have brought him to tears. Of course, there are many different ways that you can play Bernd. The game has a myriad of choices and it allows you to make Lauert an irresponsible lazy bum, which will result in bad ends alternatively he can be shaped into a paragon pedophile hunter with a MILF fetish, which will result in bad ends. Or you can just go the loli way and earn your happy ending. Whichever road you choose, Bernd is an awesome bumbling protagonist, who always says the wrong thing and ends up with his own foot in his mouth every time he has to explain some unfortunate situation. It's all quite hilarious and somehow never gets tiring.Įither way, 'Unteralterbach' has balls, or maybe its creators have balls.
